GREETINGS FROM MASSACHUSETTS!

I know you're hurting for some real live snow, but this is the next best thing I could think of. So nerdy, right? Anyways, don't worry. The snow is just as big a pain in the ass as it always was; you're not missing anything other than some really bitter cold and drivers who are even bigger assholes than usual. Oh and a few people that miss and love you. Hope you're feeling better today my dear!

-kenny